Seth Marler counted to infinity... twice
When Seth Marler goes into a pool, he does not get wet. The water gets Seth Marler
Seth Marler is the only person ever to survive a black hole. It ripped off all his clothes. That's why he survived.
If you spell Seth Marler in scrabble, you win. Forever.
Seth Marler had a staring contest with the sun... he won.
If you have 5 dollars and Seth Marler has five dollars he has more money than you do.
Seth Marler once shot down a plane carrying terrorists with his finger. All he did was yell "Bang!!!"
